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Happy Thanksgiving! You know during this season I am thankful for many things, but most importantly I am thankful to you loyal reader of the Notes. I just want to let you know that we can't do this without you and I hope you have an amazing day. I mean Jameis says it all here for me: And you can't have a real Thanksgiving without plenty of Jameis Winston Week 12 highlights: We have completed the 2025 Rivalry Weeks and I always like to take a look at stat nuggets related to r

Another Sunday Column for your reading pleasure. I am currently sitting in a parking lot in Charlotte so circumstances never stop The Commissioner from bringing you the best media column in the history of the Playoffs!?! League. So I am sure you may have noticed the epidemic that has been sweeping through the youth of our nation over the past few months. That's right the "67" epidemic. It's everywhere. Obnoxiously. I have come to the conclusion that I must fight for the peop

EDITORS NOTE 11/16 at 1:37 PM EST: After this column was published I received MULTIPLE pieces of feedback about my list of keepers forcing me no choice but to update said list to not only include rounds 1-10 but also to make sure that everyone knows that it was an ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY that Michael Pittman Jr. wasn't included on the original list. I would like to formally apologize to Michael Pittman Jr. because I agree his stature and overall blahness fits in well on the origina

What's up and greetings from Nashville, TN. Been alot of miles the past two weeks and thought I would take a second to do a little bit of a stock watch for different teams in the league. We have alot of movers and shakers and I figure it is time to do a quick review of a handful of teams: KRABS: Good ole KRABS is tied for first place and currently has a 3 game winning streak. He has a combination of Jonathan Taylor (who is the MVP of fantasy football in 2025) and Saquon Barkl