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EDITORS NOTE 11/16 at 1:37 PM EST: After this column was published I received MULTIPLE pieces of feedback about my list of keepers forcing me no choice but to update said list to not only include rounds 1-10 but also to make sure that everyone knows that it was an ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY that Michael Pittman Jr. wasn't included on the original list. I would like to formally apologize to Michael Pittman Jr. because I agree his stature and overall blahness fits in well on the origina

What's up and greetings from Nashville, TN. Been alot of miles the past two weeks and thought I would take a second to do a little bit of a stock watch for different teams in the league. We have alot of movers and shakers and I figure it is time to do a quick review of a handful of teams: KRABS: Good ole KRABS is tied for first place and currently has a 3 game winning streak. He has a combination of Jonathan Taylor (who is the MVP of fantasy football in 2025) and Saquon Barkl

1) I am sad about Travis Hunter. I mean seriously. Come on Man. 2) I am currently at the ATL airport. Sigh. 3) I am tired. So this is going to be a short column. On the brighter side we finally beat a P4 team in College Football. And our D Line is actually looking really good. Unlike You Know Who (who is literally sitting right next to me right now) you are getting the full column from the EVC because I bring it every single week! Welcome to the week 8 Dream Job” recap. This

Well we had fireworks in Week 7! It was the highest scoring week of the season and in fact it was the 8th highest scoring week in league history (which is pretty wild). 6 teams scored over 100 points and 3 teams scored over 130. Fun fact, the highest scoring week in league history was Week 5 in 2021 when we scored a combined 1,156 points (84 more than this past week). Brent beat me 153 to 86, behind 46 points from Lamar Jackson and 30 points from Mark Andrews Umphlett beat Co

Well I am not sure what to say about this NFL season. Their are basically three headlines: 1) Billy keeps winning 2) Everyone is hurt 3) Rico Dowdle is Jim Brown. I mean it's voodoo magic. On an Oz Pearlman level. Speaking of Oz, check this out: I basically feel like Gronk looks right now... There is one positive thing that is happening with the 2025 season and that is the league is collectively doing their job. The Institute is on pace to break Dirty Mike's league record th

Bigger disaster in 2025? The Commish or Bill Belichick? I mean woof. I am not sure what else to say. I mean Rico Dowdle looks like Barry...

So who else feels like this? Or this? Why can't we all be as happy as JK Dobbins looks and sounds like in this interview?!?! Welcome to...

Well if Week 2 was full of blowout matchups, Week 3 was quite a bit more interesting. Three matchups were within 6 points and there was...

I am currently driving between Atlanta, GA and Hoover, AL so this is going to be a quick one. Week 2 was an interesting week but the...

He is still the MVP We are back party people and no there isn't an AI Commish or Commish 2.0. Just the same ole kind and compassionate...

MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Two weeks in a row a Wednesday drop of the Notes. Is there a better Christmas Present? After...

WAIT WHAT, THE NOTES ARE RELEASED ON A WEDENSEDAY?!?!? Before we get started I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas! It is...

It was a pretty hard week for me and I just haven't been able to work on the column. So this is going to be a very short one. But on the...

We back baby! And let's recap last poll. 4 of you agreed that Drake Powell should start. And look at that Drake Powell started the next...

Calico Jimmy has returned to the mainland. This is going to be an extremely short column. I just got home and have been awake for...

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! Fire up the Bay City Rollers people becuase...

Man where to start in this week's edition of the Notes. The NFL Is a bizarre sport. Let's start with the apocalyptic offenses in the NFL....

This is going to be a quick one this week because I don't have alot of time. But I am still going to bring you a column because that is...

I hope everyone had a wonderfully spooky Halloween. I know that despite getting smacked in Fantasy Football Billy certainly enjoyed...

We are back baby! On another glorious Sunday. Well it is raining outside right now, but I am sure it will be glorious to you and your...